ADVERTORIAL – At Eurojackpot you can become a millionaire every week, but what do you do when this actually happens and there are soooo much money is credited to your account? “Do you really have no idea? Think big and let your imagination run wild, because everything is for sale,” says the ZoooVeelMoneyMan, the man who can spend like a pro in a unique way.
The expected Eurojackpot on October 29 is 10 million euros. “A huge amount! But don’t stress, that money can also be used up”, says the extremely rich spender, who immediately has an answer ready when you ask him how he spends his millions. “In the autumn and winter months I seek out the sun. I will then go on a trip. First to Madeira, that Portuguese island where Cristiano Ronaldo comes from. It turns out that he also has his own museum there and provides the guided tour for special guests, as long as you pay enough. You only have to tell me once. So he won the Ballon d’Or five times and they are all lined up there. Let’s see what it must cost to take such a Golden Ball home! I leave Ronnie so come across for such an exclusive tour. Manchester United was less happy with that, but throw some money at it and there is suddenly a lot to arrange. So don’t be surprised if Ronaldo is suddenly missing from the match selection in a few weeks due to an ‘injury’. I’m looking forward to it, Cristiano!”
The SoooVeelMoneyMan wants to see with his eyes where the best football players in the world grew up and learned to play football on the street. That’s why he takes Neymar to his native Brazil. “With a private jet, of course. We are both used to it no different. Let’s see where his roots lie and then quickly move on to the Copacabana! I’ve had it arranged – with that much money you outsource everything, of course – that his buddy Luis Suárez will also come along. We then travel to Uruguay to see how things used to be with him. Just an hour back to basic, a game of balls where it all started. Suárez, Neymar and I against the locals and then very quickly back to our mega luxury resort to have a bite to eat. You know that cook Salt Bae? As a surprise for Neymar and Luis, I have him come over from Turkey to cook for us. Surely they can appreciate it.”
The sweet trips of the ZoooVeelMoneyMan are spreading like wildfire through the football world. “Mohamed Salah was walking around in the Liverpool dressing room announcing that we’re going to Egypt together to see those pyramids. Since then it has been going fast and I have been called flat by football players. For example, I received a phone call from Bram van Polen, captain of PEC Zwolle. He said he had never been abroad. That’s why I took him on an adventure in Hong Kong. Awesome! A big madhouse, he will never forget. Do you know that Erling Braut Haaland, reasonable striker from Borussia Dortmund who happens to be injured again… If we can go to Norway together. Didn’t see me, way too cold. So we’re going to travel around Asia, he’s never been there. Rumor has it that he won’t be able to play for a few weeks due to an injury. Well, given our plans, keep in mind that it won’t be available again until January.”
What would you do with 10 million euros? Will you buy four villas, or will you make your wildest football dream come true? It’s all possible with Zoo Lots of Money!
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This article was produced in collaboration with Eurojackpot.
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